Pretty Mouths.

A sign that your car might be past its prime: when you rent one to make a six hour trip through the mountains because breaking down in West Virginia hasn't been known to be a good idea.

I found a rental for $350. It'll probably be a wagon with a lawnmower engine duct taped to it, but I don't care so long as it gets me to Ohio, to West Virginia, and back home in one piece.